a wolf in sheep's clothing

We received a gift in a fairly prestegious box from a not-so-close family friend. Upon opening the box, we discovered that the gift inside was not in fact the brand it claimed to be. And I mean it's presumably a copy.

I ask you, who does that?

scissors

today i bought a new pair of scissors. i decided not to spring for the $14.99 fiskars, and instead got this pair for $5.99.

in the car on the way home, i took out the package to take a closer look, and to my surprise, the directions for opening the package look like this:

so... i say this.

dear scissor company,

please change your packaging so that one does not need a pair of scissors to open said packaging.

sincerely,

shana